saw this on the internet
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Oh my gosh~! It's the HOMICIDAL TREE!! *Runs*
Mommy the tree tried to kill me!!
Mom : So? You worthless child go away and do something about it.
Yes mother...*Sniff* *Grabs an axe and hacks the tree for firewood*
Mom: Oh god, finally making yourself useful by bringing firewood. *Snatch*
*Lights the wood*
Mom: Good, nice and wa- *House explodes*
Mom: You worthless child!! Didn't you know hacking apart a HOMICIDAL TREE MAKES HOMICIDAL FIREWOOD THEN A HOMICIDAL FIRE?!?!?
