If movie characters were real
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
After the movie marathons... I've decided that if movie characters were real, the world will be an awesome place.
(P.s. Don't read on. This can waste your time)
Simba ( From lion King) : My name is Simba! And I am KING!Aragon: Big deal. I'm king of gondor!Simba: Are you picking a fight with me?!Aragon: Fuck yeah!Little Mermaid: Under the sea! Under the sea!Simba and Aragon: Who the hell are you?Little mermaid: I am the king's daughter!Simba: And you're food.Aragon: Oh shut up you oversize cat poop. Since we're all royalty. Why don't we compare heritage?Little Mermaid: My daddy is king.Simba: My daddy ate your daddy.Aragon: My daddy... well, he owned a ring.Nemo: Hey guys? Have you seen my daddy?Little Mermaid: Ohhhh. A little fish! SOoo cute!Jack Sparrow: Ahhhh Hyee eee matieee!Nemo: Hi! Have you seen my daddy?Jack Sparrow: Aye! At breakfast! Are you the kraken?Nemo: Me?Jack Sparrow: Aye! Are you?Nemo: I don't know. Am I?Jack Sparrow: AYe! There's no mistake! Look at ye terrifying colors!Aragon: That's cause he's a clownfish.Jack Sparrow: Shut it you camel's poop.Aragon: Are you messing with me too?Jack Sparrow: Aye!Anakin: From the republic of the galatic senate! I hold you, Jack sparrow, under arrest.Jack Sparrow: Bring it on!*Aragon draws his sword*
*Anakin flashes his lightsaber*
*Jack sparrow wields his scabbard*
*A threeway fight occurs. And DUH. Anakin wins.*
Jack Sparrow: I am dying..... Anakin....Anakin: Can you faster die or not? I wanna watch hannah montana.Jack Sparrow: Anakin.... I am... your FATHER.Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.*stops*
Anakin: Wait. Then what does that make him?*points at aragon*
Jack Sparrow: He is your mother.Aragon: Hi dear!-end-
