I wanted to see my IQ when I was sick....

So I did some stupid test.


Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

yup, still as dumb as ever

IQ test taken when I am feeling better

141

http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/iq-test/iq-test_preview.asp?from=signup

But I still feel dumb.



Happy teachers day to all you teachers out there!

I just went back to my st.gabriel today. There's some new addition of teachers, which I failed to identify. The school is still as happening as always.

I missed my D & T and POA teachers. Good times man....

I somehow feel "attached" to my secondary school.
Oh, and I'm trying to sort out who went where. There's so many people from CJC, that they populate nearly half of th alumnis that visited. A couple of poly students here and there, and only a minor few from VJC, NJC, YJC and NJC.

then Antonio, Evan and Aloycious (did I spell it right) came to my house to play halo, although evan and I hogged the xbox all the time.

soriiieee, we got up to the third mission in halo 3 on heroic.

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On a sadder note, my parents scammed me again.
The deal was that I give my dad three good results. He'll give me contacts for 1 month.

I gave him 4. And he's telling me that it's "inconveniet"
Scammers.
If you're already gonna say no, then why made me wait for a month?

my physics results sucks at 29/50, and I WENT TO VIK HOUSE AND STUDIED FOR IT!

My chemistry, suprising, got a 36/50. Which falls short of first place by 3 marks. (wilson....)
And I studied at the AMK library with viknesh and skandan. which we basically crapped half the time (pictures in previous posts below)

Maybe library would be a more conducive place... hmmm....

I'm gonna try again tonight before my dad leaves. wish me luck.



We were supposed to study physics. Here's me trying to study oscillation.


can't touch this!

You think You can beat me? This is......!

Peace.

My fist is F***** painful and I'm extremely tired. But the punching bag doesn't have to know.

I think viknesh's dog is neater than me.

and not to mention smarter.....

When you see this face, it means something is up to no good. seriously.

And it had something to do with this.

More photos taken with the class today....

Bored! Not gay.

Shou Heng (second from left) has the potential of a rising porn star.

look at him smile!

all I can say is, good thing skandan has white teeth!
jkjk =)



Time log:

11.20
Joel was playing computer in the living room.
John was playing computer in his bedroom.

11.21
Suddenly, the noise of a cab.

PANIC!!!!!

Joel jumped out of the computer, and I ran out of my bedroom. He gave me a frenzied look of anxiety, and i nodded in mutual understanding.

I took my laptop, comic book and "faith" music CD and chucked it under the blanket.
Then on a second thought, I chucked in my whole homework and my clothes inside my blanket as well.

Then I ran behind to clear up the 1 day old dishes and wiped the table.
Joel emerged from the kitchen with the garbage containg food that we were not suppose to eat.

"What do we do with this?"

"Hide it!" I yelled!

"Just dump it!" He yelled back.

"But the dustbin is in front!" I retorted.

"Improvise!" He yelled back.

Then he threw the garbage into the neighbour's house.

Joel collected all the clothes we dumped around the house and stuffed them into the basket, while I threw my bag of potato chips into the garden.

"I'll go delay." I whispered.

I walked out and...

DAD!

I didn't know Dad was coming back on the same day as mum!

"Hi daddy!" I yelled enthusiastically eager to buy some time.

Then mum came home.

Great. Both my parents came home within a time interval of 1 minute. One came from shanghi, the other from beijing.
And they had to come at the same moment that we were cleaning up.

My dad disconnected from my embracing arms, and went to help my mum with the luggages.

I quickly ran back and asked Joel, "Done?"

He nodded.

in 1 minute, we turned the house from a party, to a study place.

Now that's a miracle.

5 minutes later, my mum walked into her bed room and..

JOEL! what happened to my bed?!!!

"Oh shit. I forgot her bedroom."



Hitler's problem with Singapore



adapted from yong lun's blog



kope from hasyir's blog. go slackers! go!




Here's the new pair of shoes.
It's tight. It's stupid. It's vunerable. But it's cute.
It even shares a similar design as the timberland.
But now my problem is... I still don't have any running shoe.

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Life without mum is great. No one to tell me to sleep. No one to tell me to switch off the TV. This sense of freedom is back. I don't know how long it's gonna last, but one thing's for sure.
She better come back on time so that she can wash my uniform.
The washing machine is spoilt.

Dinner consisted of subway's cheese delight, in which my brother delightfully spilt all over the table, chair and my pants.

Tmr, I'm gonna raid the house for secret stash of food. I have a feeling the food is kept under my mum's bed.
Or maybe somewhere obvious. Like the fridge for instance.



I watched porn in the lecture theater with 150 over boys today.
The sex talk was damm funny. They called 5 volunteers to come out to do an experiment. then 3 boys from MY CLASS went up ; Darren, Daryl, and Nas.

they each had a cup of liquid. One of them had HIVs. They were suppose to choose who to have sex with. then pour their own liquid into their sex partner's cup.

Then daryl said, "cheers! Then started pouring into everyone's cup."

In the end, there was a indicator test, and everyone contracted HIV, except for Nasruddin.

5 minutes later, they were teaching us how to use a condom.

Step 1: Check for the expiry date.
Step 2: tear along the sides. Don't tear condom.
Step 3:..........

And it came with picture diarams!! Sex will never be the same!

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On a lighter note, I realised how blur I was now. My mum just left for beijing Olympics, and I only knew one hour before she left.

Mum: Set your alarm tomorrow. I'm not waking you up tomorrow.

Me: Huh? where are you going?

Mum: Beijing

Me: Waaah. No wonder you gave me 100 bucks. I thought you seriously blind.

Mum: Blur! make sure you behave when I'm away.

Me: yes, yes. I will come to school on time, do all my homework, try not to break anything in the house, try not to raid the house for secret snacks. try not to jump and sleep on your water bed when you're away. And I'll try to resist oning the air-con 24/7 when you're away.

*silence*

Me: Let's preend you didn't hear that. Shoo. Go.

Mum: remember to contact your father

Me: okay okay. shoo. go.

Mum: and -

Me: yah, yah. Exit that way. taxi waiting. Just enjoy the olympics.

Mum: got tuition tmr. Don't be absent.

me: All I'll enjoy is your absence.


with that, my mum's suddenly gone. I have no one to wake me up every morning. and I was so pestered to ask my mum to leave, I totally forgot to ask when she is coming back.
Ah well, she definitely won't be coming back tonoght.

Heck, my brother is already planning to skip school tmr. The temptation..... ohhh....



Welcome to my life.




I finally got my new shoe! Finally!

My mum was'nt happy about me running around with a 200 plus formal shoe.

So her solution?

Get me a 100 plus informal shoe and tell me that's my shoe for life.

I have a bad feeling about that hush puppies shoe. Maybe it's cause I'm wearing such a brand for the first time in my life.

Here's my sunday schedule for the world to peek.

9.00 - Sunday class youth session
10.30 - church sevice
1.30 - shopping for new shoe
2.30 - Studying in Ang Mo Kio Hub with Viknesh and Skandan
9 - Dinner with Viknesh, Skandan and Maha.

(Note: the 6 and a half hour was spent crapping, running around ang mo kio, talking on the phone, shifting from place to place, cam whoring, talking about girls and listening to music. oh, and before I forget. Studying too.)



we are....er... trying to study....




Take a good look at me!



This is some random snapshot of skandan


We were flashing photos away in the library. Wait, is that allowed?




Rawr!



80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream..."GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"

he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"

The father thinks for a moment and then says,
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.

"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with newfound pride and joy. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."



PE today: Frisbee

Total class score: 3

My score: 1

Take my advice. Frisbee should NEVER be played on wet grass.
I was running to the Frisbee, jumped, and slipped.
My PE attire is wrenched with the stench of wet grass.

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The ESP members skipped chemistry today for a principal coffee session. And may I add, let it never be said that there will be another. I missed both Chemistry and Maths remedial due to the 2 hour dialogue

But on the brighter side, I got 30 / 40 for my geography! 3rd in class, after kaili , 32 and zhang shou, 31.5

And you wanna know what's the awesome thing? I followed David to the Festival of praise the DAY BEFORE! I rushed home to study geography, but managed to squeeze in only an hour plus.

Thank you god. I was wondering whether I made the right decision to sacrifice school work for some time in your presence. =) Now I'm gonna bargain for my contacts. Seeya!

btw, Happy birthday Jiahao. (ps. due to our principal coffee session, pushing you into the pond has been postponed to a later, more convenient date)




Just to let you guys know the misery of homework in my life. Try memorizing every post since july 2007.

That's how pissing it is.

And since I couldn't find hitler's balls last night, I might as well start researching on his campaign rather than at some italian meat ball restaurant.




retarded people...







rawr!



I still can't believe my ex-geography teacher is as old as htetmon...
Unbelievable....

Kang Jin, Desmond, Jia Hao and I played basketball outside of school.

Shot 9 hoops. I know it sucks, considering we played for an hour.
PLus, Desmond power. Anyhow shoot from behind still can score.

I got a fractured pinky from the game. It hurts whenevr I write.

*Holds pen*

owie...

*Writes*

arrrghh

*accidentally slam it on the table*

ARRRRRRRGHHHHH! F*************K


I got a Hitler assignment tomorrow. My job is to research on his background.
Right now, I'm researching on his balls.

tat 1 balled loser....


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Btw, everyone's birthday is in agust. There's Kang Jin, Htetmon, Jia Hao.
wth man. Money pain.




How did I spend my monday?
Halo 3, Counter Strike, Gun Bound, Gears of War. Then went out to Kang Jin's house to "supposedly study"

Hey, if a guy can't study. At least he can "FEEL" that he's studying right?


See. We're studying. The art of slacking. That's me sun bathing on top of Kang Jin's balcony above the 4th floor.



And it aint just me.



What you see, is me.
What you DO NOT see - is me sweating like shit.
I have no idea why I sweated when playing table soccer with kang jin.

I suck at defending. I scored more goals as the goalie, then as the striker.



Partying at the balcony


Kang Jin's birthday "cake"



I have no idea why we sang the YJ song.








The Picnic yesterday was awesome. My church youth group went to east coast park to have a picnic after church. Lucky it stopped raining at east coast park!

Picnic for the boys translates to "3 hour non-stop marathon soccer*

I especially suck at soccer monkey. I can go dribble the ball like an idiot, and then pass the ball to a MONKEY.


Well, at least my team won the soccer matches. WOOHOO!

Sry, there's no pictures available, but memories.

(P.S. I spent 17 bucks in 1 day.....again.) Mum is so gonna be pissed.



forgot to blog about this. There was supposed to be a class outing yesterday, which was scrapped due to inadequate participants.

And maybe it's partly my fault for joining my ex-gabrielite friend for lunch.

Kenneth still retains the gabrielite spirit. Everyword he says has something to do with our anatomy. (think sick) But he's kinda wacky and awesome to hang around with. Too bad he's not in my class. Our class could sure use another wacky gabrielite.

Belinda, Kenneth and I were having lunch.

Belinda takes her fork and spoon and says, "itatakiwas!"

John takes his spoon and fork and says, "Lord, thank you for the food...."

Kenneth takes his Fork and Spoon and says, "cheebye"

HILARIOUS!

Lord thank you for such random friends! =)



Okay, I only got one shot to make this right.

Those who have no idea what I'm talking about. It's my new crush.

Will I give you her name?

No.

Good luck guessing. I set a goal in the beginning of the year to get a girlfriend by national day for personal reasons. Now that it IS national day, I'm left with no options.

Or maybe one.

That I get a girlfriend tonight.

So here I am, preparing for tonight's date. I only get one shot.
I know I'm cutting it pretty close. But hell, trust me. It's worth it.

And like my best friend, I gotta keep mum about it. Literally. If she knows, it's like having a gorilla after your ass.



Pointless: Asking the choir to stand in the auditorium just to sing the national anthem. What are we suppose to do? Teach J2's to sing?

I'll cry if I see the dance club in the auditorium next year.

There was archery yesterday. And a full 8 bucks for it. The exhilaration seems to dissipate after the arrow is airborne.

I'm doing wierd things for PE. Not that I mind, but it's just... unexplainable.

Handball, Thai Boxing. Now archery?
Oh, I had 6 arrows. I fired 2 bullseye. 2 out of the score sheet. And 2 into the inner circle just next to the bullseye.

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Watched Love Guru with Jia hao and Desmond. It's totally retarded. Seriously. RETARDED.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANG JIN!

no, i don't choose you still...




You know something is wrong when I don't write anything.




I pity the boy stuck in the middle.




Did he say "tasted"?





Small Dog: Weeeeee... I'm a cowdog!!!...
Big Dog: My turn next!!!
Small Dog: Shit!!!



*Wondered did the boy stick his finger elsewhere before sucking it?



Here's a boy eagerly waiting for national day to come. Come please please please.
I wanna have an outing during national day. I REALLY NEED A BREAK!

You want to know something? I've never been further to north point. Until today.
I've finally explored the community center with Viknesh.

We kinda played the differentiation game on the circular steps.

We take turns to pose a question. First person to answer moves up one step.


And then Viknesh said, "What's the differentiation of 2. ZERO!" Then moved one step up.
In the end, My head was at Vik's "waist" level.

ARRRGH!!!! CHEATER!


And I will stress again. Taking H2 maths without A maths knowledge is really a challenge. God thank Viknesh, Charmaine and all my friends for helping me with my maths. I have no idea how I can progress without any mathematical aid from my friends. Now all that's left is to convince miss ku. I swear, after my mum talked to her, she's never looked at me the same again.


Maths test tmr.
Physics SPA
Project Work EOM.
Summary of 3.1 B

I DON'T want to sleep past 12 again. I really can't wake up in the morning. How man, How!!!!



crowd pouring in.

FRONT ROW SEATS! WE'RE PRACTICALLY SITTING 8 METRES FROM THE STAGE!

Tmr's my first chemistry remedial. Plus, I gotta teach viknesh thermal dynamics physics. guess I'll be hitting home late at night again. T.T

Late nights are bad for the complexion

P.s. Viknesh told me this in the toilet:

Woman searches for the one man with their many desires.

Man searches for many woman with their one desire.

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of David. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?


Shoot the David fan... twice



Went shopping with my mum for a shoe to replace my late new balance. We hit 5 different shoe stores in orchard. And I couldn't find a shoe with the size that I like.

Guess I'm stuck with the timberland shoe for casual wear.
Guess I gotta get my shoes in America...

I'm thinking of going ubin on the 30th of august. Sounds.... tempting.

John
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But none of them really matters
What matters is
that god lives in me.

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