Try this out!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Got this from friendster...
Why don't you guys try this out?
refer to the list below and spell your first name. Then link the letters to the corresponding triats.
J - People Adore you
O - Easy to fall in love with
H - You have a very good personality and good looks
N - Best bf anyone could ask for
here's the full list for you to check yours. (:
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to eat.
E : You like to play with cats.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : Easy to be with.
J : People Adore you.
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Everyone loves you.
M : Best kisser ever.
N : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
O : Easy to fall in love with.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : You're loyal to those you love.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Awesome kisser.
U : You really like to chill.
V : Awesome in bed
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You love sports.
Y : Best bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z : Always ready.
School Term 3
First day of lesson, an everyone's still caught up in the holiday spirit. I had such a swell weekend, and I simply hope the holidays would last.
For PE, we played Ice and Water. BUt it was over in minutes. The catchers were just too good. Zhang Shou okay. He chase Daryl around the goal post while Daryl screamed his head off.
I played tennis with Darren, before switching to Soccer, where I revived my degreading skill of kicking the ball. I nearly took Wei Xiang's Leg off with my kick, and sent the ball flying 3 floors up in the WRONG direction. At least I have talent. =)
Taking my Chinese A lvl oral exam tomorrow, which happens to be the same day my Brother is taking his O lvl exams. god help us.
Here are some jokes I got from Jui Ping's blog. gabrielites sure have a sense of sick humour.
Warning sick jokes ahead. For those too FRAGILE or innocent. Please don't proceed.
Credits go to Jui Ping.
Why are married women fatter than single one's?
Singles come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed; whereas married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
Latest statistics on "What men do after SEX ???"
2% eat
3% smoke cigarettes
4% take a shower
5% go to sleep
86% get up and go back home to their wife.
HOW TRUE!!!
Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women?
A : First they attack their twin towers, then they crash into their pentagon.
Girls reaction to penis sizes:
# 9'' - oh shit pain!
# 7'' - oh yes, yum!
# 6'' - oh perfect!
# 5'' - mmm ok!
# 4'' - push more!
# 3'' - is it in?
# 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue...
What did newton's dick say to him after seeing a nude woman? "Fuck you and your law of gravity, I'm going UP."
I just perverved my blog... shit...
Doomsday
there are three kinds of people in the world.
The godly muggers which 80% of singaporeans belong
The holy geniuses, which less than 1 % of singaporeans belong
And the screw ups, which I belong.
I got back 1 paper today, and I failed one.
here's the JC grading system.
There's A for Asshole
Bastards
Castrated Camels
Dumbshits
Eee Stupid
Special
and last but not least,
Unique.
(This grading system is collaborated with reference to viknesh)
Okay, our maths pretty much suck. And miss ku gave us the sad look as if teaching donkeys would be easier.
And much quieter too.
But I have to admit. I have improved.
From being the last in class due to no A maths background,
I manage to rank 10th in class
Suprising how much one can succeed if one starts to develop interest in that subject. And I used to be one of the last. I'm nearly there. Just gotta work more. One day of extreme kick ass mugging got me this far.
What will happen if there's 2?
Since Kai Li got 48 and me, 47.
we got 3 B's
1 D's
4 E's
6 S's (Me included)
and 10 U's
Cherio.
Off on my conquest to get more U's!
CSI COMPETITION! A VICTORY!
Saturday, June 28, 2008
What do you think when you see this?
Today has been one insane DAY! sry if this posts gets wordy. This is just John being too happy.
As EXPECTED. I was late. But it's not my fault. I am SO blur in the morning. I just walked into the Singapore polo club, assuming it was the police academy. I got stopped by the guard, who said
"Ah boy ah, So early, where you going?"
"Old police academy"
The guard gave me his attitude look. The points to the BIG WORDS OUTSIDE SAYING SINGAPORE POLO CLUB. Then points to the police academy opposite.
Paiseh.
That's why I was second last. Viknesh was last. He was still at home at 6.30!
Anyway, the whole academy was swarming with gabrielites. Our team had 7, cause vincent was absent. If he came, that would make the gabrielite count 6!
there showed us a couple of forensic experiments, (which I suspect Viknesh and I didn't know cause we were busy talking) Then given a location to head out.
19 schools. 200 participants. And we're like the only school with 1 team. The starting was so competitive. every school RAN to the checkpoint, so we ran for the sake of looking normal.
But after the first checkpoint, we kinda screwed running cause we were too lazy.
Okay, in case you're wondering about the scenario, here it is.
A police officer, Louise Lou (I think) got stab and assaulted. He was found by some passerby at 7 Am, 28 June. We interviewed him in the "hospital", but got NOTHING from that police officer.
Do you know how they look like?
I dunno.
What was your last assignment?
I dunno.
Can we tie you up and wack you up?
*smiles* I dunno.
THE POLICE OFFICER WAS SO HELPFUL!
We found the four culprit. And we forgotten to take the fingerprints because we were given conflicting advice. In the end, we had some evidence, minus the fingerprint.
So we had NO CLUE WHAT WAS GOING ON.
We walk here, then walk there. Every team was tagged along by a resource manager. He would follow us like the OBS guide, but offer no help nor advice.
Our group kept diversing to some crappy topic, that Joseph, the advisor, keep reminding us to stay on track.
While Monil, Gracia, Viknesh and I were crapping, Han Hui (Prime minister) kept asking us to get back on track.
When we were walking, He kept asking us to run. We we run, He became the LAST MAN.
We just went anywhere, for the sake of collecting some evidence. We skipped a couple of checkpoints, cause we had no clue what was going on. It was so damm funny cause some JC was following us. Blind leading the blind.
here's what we did:
Monil, Gracia and I entered a room to collect some DNA samples at the crime scene. None of us brought camera to take photo of the position. We just take and examine. Gracia didn't secure the knife properly, and Viknesh got scolded for it when he returned it to forensic. (assuming I remember correctly)
Then Viknesh and I kept playing with the crime scene tools. Vik kept splashing our one and only distilled water on us. So I emptied my water bottle on him.
What we did:
We found out that there were 4 suspects.
Brende, Brandan, Colin and Beng That.
Bengthat died of car accident.
Brandan fled the country,
Brende was hanging out in the canteen.
All these clues points to Colin, who was in hiding.
Whoever found where Colin was hiding, wins the game.
Here's what we did. We stop a police car. Asked for directions. Skipped all the checkpoints.
Insult all the Station IC's. Threaten to murder our very own resource manager (for fun) and coincidentally found Colin first, without any idea that we won the game by finding him.
Colin was actually some Gurkha hiding in the forest. We kinda split up, but couldnt find him. 200 students comb the area, and it took 45 mins for Jia hao to find him. And I swear, I walked into the area where Jia Hao found him, and stepped on something soft and squishy.
And I thought it was just grass.
Seriously, the grass was up to my waist. AND I AM TALL. I couldnt even seen Gracia, had she not been wearing red.
Viknesh and I stepped into an ant nest, and I got ants climbing UP MY PANTS. I think some ants mated inside. DAMM ITCHY!
Then Jia hao found saw somthing strange in the bush. So he went up to Monil and asked, "Is a military man hiding in the bushes supicious?"
Duh?
We sounded our resource IC. He took a moment. Then said. YJC. Congratulations. You're TEAM NUMBER 1. NOW GO BACK TO THE HALL.
We were like...
0.0 *disbelief in the air*
(Colin is hiding in the first picture. can you spot him?)
One of the station IC that we made crapped with came up to gracia and I during the buffet and said.
"You guys ACTUALLY WON. Congratulation. you ACTUALLY won."
And Viknesh and Monil was making fun of his name during the competition.
We hid it from our teachers, to spring them a suprise.
Miss Su****ti (incase people google the name) screamed when we were declared champions. She thought that they missed us out. No trust. Lol. Viknesh kept pestering her.
The solid gold medal!
From left: Han Hui, fiarial (is that how you spell it?), Monil (council president), Viknesh, Jia Hao, John, resource IC Joseph, Gracia
Fun shot!
The winning team with the highest ranking officer
Desmond, Kang Jin Jia hao and I went to seoul garden to eat dinner with a celebration feast.
jang Jin paid 20 bucks to sit beside me.
And these two cheered him on.
You won't believe what we did during the three hours there.
When we were coming home, Htetmon messaged Jia hao.
I think the message was self explainatory.
I'm at the playground now... haha...wanna come enjoy me??
Nice to friends?
Friday, June 27, 2008
I don't know why. I'm so nice to my school friends. But I'm so mean to Charmaine and David. =)
CSI competition tomorrow. Reporting tomorrow at 6.3 will be sick. I already have trouble getting up at 6.30. But you want me there at 6.30?
I can so imagine myself....
I'll get up really late tomorrow morning. Look at the time and realise that I'm half an hour late. Start cursing and swearing at my sleeping brother. Then jump out of bed to bathe and change.
Run like a mad idiotic dog after the bus. Drop down at the wrong bus stop and approach some old auntie for directions.
Auntie gives me bad directions, and I end up in Catholic Junior College. Get attracted to hot CJC girls mugging at 7.30 in the morning, and start "bay watching"
Stones at the girls for 5 minutes, then realise that I am late. And not to mention, very much lost.
Find the entrance half an hour later and try to explain to the host why I was late. Give some bullshit reason and discover that half of the YJC teams are late as well.
Scream at the organizer for making me wake up at 5. And tell them that I'm paying good money for this competition.
Does a strip show in front of the organizer to convey my frustration, only to find that I forgot to wear any ....... (use your imagination)
Get booted out of competition and from ESP. Get labelled as a disgrace to YJC and arrives to school on monday, a lost and forlorn man.
Dang. Gotta keep my imagination in check. oopsie.
If I had powers....
Thursday, June 26, 2008
This was my chemistry test....
Ever had a test that makes you feel like you didn't understand a shit at all? I swear, chemistry is like a totally different language to me now. I'm scared of chemistry after blowing this block test. Heck, everyone blew it.
Guess It's just physics now.
I feel like screaming. Feel like running to orchard road and smacking every ugly person I see. (If you're ugly. Avoid that area) I feel like kicking every cat, bird, bee or human I see.
I feel like buying a ticket into a cinema and scream my guts out during the show.
I feel like snatching the coke from the kid next door and shoving those mickey mouse straws up his nose.
great. Now I'm mean. Thats the feeling that I'm getting. And I know YOU guys get it too. well, maybe not so severe...
but on the bright side, I'm getting the hang of JC life.
And I'm switching my life motto.
The old one's getting stupid.
"Enjoy life"
Yeah. What Life.
I can't enjoy life since I keep dying to school.
Seriously. I feel like I go to school to get crucified.
resurrect home.
Then go to school the next day to get crucified again.
I just realised that my dad's a wizard when it comes to psychology.
It's not about wanting to win. It's about refusing to lose.
so......
FOR THOSE FREAKING HARD EXAM PAPERS.
WATCH OUT.
IT'S SUMMER TIME.
THIS IS MY ERA.
DON'T YOU DARE LET ME SEE YOU.
AND YOU BLOODY WELL DON'T POP UP DURING PRELIMS.
thanks.
Maths Block test
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
wow.
10 questions.
3 hours
3 whole hours of holding my pee today. All the formulaes that i memorized the day before gets frozen up in my head.
But I'll pass. I sincerely hope that.
My fangs are within your grasp. No more will this stupid H2 maths own me again. I'm starting to adapt. And adapt quickly.
I was eating bananas, and it reminds me of darren. wth man.
Darren is like a banana. He's mind is build on that banana shape.
Kang Jin is like an apple. An apple a day doesn't keep him away. (dear) =P
Jia hao is like lychee. Doesn't look like much on the outside, but incredibly sweet on the inside.
Desmond is like a pineapple. He's sweet, and sour. And the leaves look alot like his hairstyle.
Viknesh is like a durian. He's horny all round.
Hasyir is like an orange. Bursting with innocence and vitamin C
Htetmon is like a kiwi fruit. You don't see it often in supermarkets.
Gao Fu is like a mangosteen. Gayishly purple on the outside, but a different person altogether on the inside.
David is like chilli. Only africans take it in large amounts.
Charmaine is like a cherry. sweet, small and fragile.
Renee is like a mango. Has one of the highest vitamin C fruit sources, but you can't take it too often.
Steven is like grapes. You see him every only once a year.
Yong Lun is like watermelon. Big, round and heavy. But incredibly nutritious.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Chinese was a bummer. It was going SOOOOO well, till I came to the last comprehension.
I have NO Idea what the passage was saying. So when they asked me to explain the passage in 70 words for 10 marks, I gave some bullcrap answer, so shitty, I might as well wrote the three little pigs.
Okay, looking ahead. Next is maths. Which would probably be one of my biggest hurdle, for the simple fact that I didn't take A maths.
Hahaha. Downloading all the Solutions today (Which Miss Ku has so kindly reminded me with a book over my head)
Yes maam. This is one maths rep that WON'T let you down.
Ah shit. I owe the school a detention. Somehow, the prospect of sitting in school early on a saturday morning does not sit well with me. Since detention is non-negotiable, my options are limited.
And I can't server my detention this saturday. Stupid CSI Competition.
EMAIL (ripped)
Congratulations. You have been chosen to represent your college, blah blah blah. Please report to the old police academy at thompson road at 6.30 AM!!!!!
Ohh my gooosh! I have trouble coming to school at 7.40! I'll DIE FROM MORNING SICKNESS!
AhHHHHHHHH!
Chat with "Jesus"
Johnny Wintery snow says:
THIS IS MISS KU
Johnny Wintery snow says:
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
lol
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
this is jesus
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
cme to me
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
lol
Johnny Wintery snow says:
yes father
Johnny Wintery snow says:
father, I have a problem with a classmate
Johnny Wintery snow says:
he gays me in class
Johnny Wintery snow says:
what should I do father?
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
oh
will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
juz stead with him lor
<------- Note the use of singlish. How holy is our lord?will i survive the block test?tomolo math says:
lol
<------ note the slang used. how modern is our lord?Johnny Wintery snow says:
if this is the lord's will....
I POD SHUFFLE SONGS!
Monday, June 23, 2008
Here's 30 questions I did when I was bored.
First, switch ipod to shuffle songs.
Then play random songs and answer the questions respectively.
skip any japanese songs
1) When will I get a girlfriend? - Kingdom come, Hillsong
2) Is she a Christian? - By your side, Hillsong
3) Is she Hot? - After Dark, Bleach
(I am so NOT sleeping with a vampire!)4) What is my personality like? - Fly Freedom , Gundam seed OST
5) How much do I love my parents? - Hysteria,
6) What will I be when I grow up? - Pop Princess, click five
(WTF?!)7) What is always on my mind? - Boys and girls , good charlotte
(yay! I'm bisexual!)8)What do you think of your best friends? - My humps , Black Eye Peas
(Thinking sick....)9) What is my theme song? - Never let me go, Planet Shakers
10) What is my greatest fear? - Psycho, Puddle of mud
(Stay away from me, you psycho!)11) What is my greatest strength? - Standing to defend you , Bleach Beat Collection
(Now finally something!)12) What is my favourite Christian Song? - What the world will never take , Hillsong I heart revolution.
(Waaa! Sway, a christian song!)13) What will my hobby be? - Chasing cars , Snow Patrol
(You got to be freaking kidding me)14) What do my school friends think of me? - Glory , Casting Crown
15) What will I sing on my brother's wedding? - Believe , Gundam Seed 3rd OP
( no way. A japanese song?)16) What song will my brother sing at my funeral? - Assasination Squad , Gundam Seed OST
(Damm you Joel!)17) What song Will I sing at my brother's funeral? - Have a nice day! , Bon Jovi
18) What is my purpose in life? - If we are the body , Casting Crown
19) What impression do I give my friends? - Knights of Cydonia , Muse
20) What do I think of my girlfriend? - SEX machine , Best 2006
(WHHHAAAAT????!!!!)21)What is my motto in life - My reedemer Lives, Hillsong
22)What is my Future like? - Breaking Free , High school musical
23) How cool am I? Black Fire - Dragon Force
(This should have been below...)24) How hot am I? - Stacy's Mom, Fountain of wayne
(Stacy's mom!?)25) What song will I play to my girlfriend when I propose to her? - Smack That , Akon
26) What will my next interest be? - Just the girl, click five
27) What do I think of homework? - What have you done? , within temptations
(Oh, the irony)28) Who is my favorite Artist? - Venessa Hudgens, Gotta go my own way
( OMG! LUCKY!)29) What are my dreams and aspiration? - Fly , Hilary Duff
( I don't know how to fly)30) What will happen during the CSI competition tomorrow? - Nobody's perfect - Miley Cyrus
(I got a bad feeling 'bout this)How come all my new songs don't come out????!!!! 25% of my songs are christian, kinda explains why most of them have wierd anwers...
CRUSH REVEALED
OMG. What the hell?
The person I have a crush on is........
look down....
keep looking...
It's Jesus!
Long hair? Get it?And renton..... how the hell did Adelene get up there when I barely even know her?
You're like shooting every name on my links!
and char belongs with dav.... so...Comon, It was pretty simple to guess right?
3rd letter = last letter?
Je
Su
S?
ka
Ng ji
N? - Nice try pal Long hair?
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIKNESH! Got exams tomorrow!
Girl update
Sunday, June 22, 2008
latest news!
I'm bored of crushing on girls! (no, that doesn't mean I'll start crushing on guys)
Gonna start playing cabal online. See, all work no play = sadistic person.
Gonna learn from viknesh. He's the only guy from JC I know who still play those online games.
Cherio.
okay, maybe I still have 1 crush.
Lets see if you can decode it.
1) The name has less than 10 letters.
2) It is a two syllabus word.
3) The first letter of the name can be found within the first 15 letters. (alphabetical order)
4) There is a repeat between the third letter and the last letter.
5) And long hair by the way....
can you guess?
BLOCK TEST OMG!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
SHIT! BLOCK TEST!
ALL MY CLASSMATES!
GIVE ME YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
Okay, at least lemme borrow it. But I'll promise to return it. =P
Gives Jia Hao the baby eyes.
See, I worked it out.
All I need is
5% of Jia Hao's intel
5% of Kang Jin's Intel
5% of Desmond's intel
20% of Viknesh's luck
20% of Gao Fu's mugging (Too much will make me a dog)
20% of Zhang Shou's consistantcy
1% of Wilson's Mathematical thinking (too much will make me a bigger nerd)
1% of Hasyir chemistry knowledge
23% of John's godlike powers.
I'm like damm ego.
But I have nothing else to put.
Oh, one of my best friends in secondary school turns 17 today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YONG LUN!
MAY YOUR GRADES IMPROVE.
MAY YOU FIND ANOTHER APPRENTICE TO TEACH HOW TO FLIRT.
(The fifth line has been removed due to renton's request)
OKAY. SINCERELY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Exams OMG
How to study half a year's syllabus in 5 days?
Day 1
Start on chemistry. Work backwards, from Intermolecular Forces to Chemical Bonding.
try to do Maths (but fail miserably)
Do Physics Dynamics and Work energy and Power
Sleep Soundly.
Day 2
Finish the Physic tutorial for Work Energy and Power.
Study Chemistry Stiochometry and Atoms and Molecules.
Learn redox reaction
Start On maths Binomial series and Sequence and Series
Sleep A little not so soundly
Day 3
Realise that exams are really coming. Starts to panic and stones for 5 mins.
Finish the tutorial meant for the PREVIOUS DAY
Spam Mathamatical Induction and Arithmetic Progression. Plan to study whole of physics on one day - Tomorrow.
Walk around, a little aggitated.
Spam questions at the physics tutor to the point of out-thinking him in physics.
Annoy tutor with stupid maths questions. (supposedly taught in term 1)
Sleep troubled.
Day 4 (predicted)
Wakes up screaming. Chemistry redox reaction swarming in my head. Formulaes float aimlessly within the bowels of my head. Whatever I learn the previous days get shitted out when I'm in the toilet.
Considering devouring shit to get smarter.
Burning chemistry paper (like Mr. Wong suggested) and drinking them.
Panic and run around the house waving my maths homework.
Download Maths holiday homework from LMS (geee, I don't even know the URL)
GP Homework? Ooops. Shit.
Spam Physics till I drop dead.
Sleep screaming.
Day 5
Finish Maths, Chemistry and Physics.
(Seems sooooo easy)
Start studying for chinese Test tomorrow.
START to touch on my goegraphy.
Throw away chinese and start revising all incompleted science chapters.
Panic and Cry as I realise I'm screwed.
Stop crying and start doing maths.
Cry again.
Movie reviews
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Movies watched this year
10 000 BC
Semi - Pro
Superhero Movie
Meet the Spartans
National Treasure
Spiderwick
Speed Racer
Chronicles of Narnia
The Forbidden Kingdom
Indiana Jones
Kung Fu Panda
Get Smart
I think there's a couple of movies missing. can't remember what I watched since January.
But in order of preference....
Get smart will take no.1
Narnia second
Meet the spartans third.
I went back to school to collect my O lvl cert today. Met up with a couple of old school friends. Missed those guys. Well, okay, maybe minus Jimmy.
And I realised that I lost some good study partners - Terence and Yong Lun
To quote terence, those were the good times when we called each other and panic over the phone while testing each other chemistry and physics.
especially the last week. We spam call each other whenever we could. Ahhh. the good old times...
Tuition on wednesday
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuition on wednesday, 4 PM.
It's a guys paradise.
Freeze studying..... again
okay, I actually started studying for my block test 5 days before the actual exam.
Misery loves company. Viknesh and I haven't touched maths yet. Our geog is screwed, so now we're banking on science.
Speaking of which, I did the anderson prelim maths paper yesterday...
RJC question....... easy.
Hwa Chong question..... Okay. Took me a bit longer.
VJC Question..... Could do with the teacher's help.
Just when I got the momentum...
YJC Question...... Stuck.
Teacher tried to explain to me again, but I just didn't understand.
Wth man. Either I'm too stupid to misintepret the question, or I'm too smart to do a stupid question.
And I have a suspicion people will say the former.
Die motherfather!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
David: can I go now?
John: Hang on.... Just lemme hit you....
David: But I don't wanna be hit! What did I do?!
Chat with my cousin:
Cousin: In Hwa Chong, I go back to school 3 times a week, 5 hours each time. DURING THE HOLIDAYS!
John: IN Saint Gabriel, we go to th LAN shop 3 times a week, 6 hours each time. DURING THE HOLIDAYS!
Cousin: My school is like hell. BUT I have halo 3.
In the end, we came up with this conclusions:
Halo 3 + Hell = Good life
Halo 3 = Boring
Halo 3 all the time = colonel
Halo 3 + people who thinks it is boring = captain
Halo 3 + good friends = no halo 3 (ahem cats)
Halo 3 + good friends + good friends who play halo 3= General
Halo 3 + mother = No TV
Halo 3 + mother + friends at home= halo 3
Halo 3 + telephone + microsoft hotline= free new x box
Halo 3 + Teacher = Big shit
One week left to study
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Okay, I got some details from my mum.
She's leaving for the beijing's olympic in august for 4 days.
And those days happen to fall on weekdays.
So if I'm late for school..... yeah, you propably know the reason.
And I would like to wish my dad a very happy fathers day!
(I had no idea that it was today until 2 hours ago)
And the launching of the CATS blog is on the 20th of june. And I feel like a total slacker. David's doing the pictures, and charmaine is doing the html. Me?
Okay, just to make me sound professional. I shall be the director. The overseer. Yeah, that sounds nice.
Overseer of a blog. Now that sounds stupid.
(I just realise how scrawny I look from the video char? Wth, I'm never wearing shorts again.)
Jia Hao sent me the URL to download anime music.
But I mistook the gendou for gonzo, and I got linked to some porn website.
Click click!
Welcome to gonzo. We got plenty of porn inside. click this link to enter!
0.0
*whips out phone and stares at the sms again.*
Ahhhhhhh. Gendoooou. -.-
What the hell man.
Library kids
Friday, June 13, 2008
I hate stuck up kids who play in the library
Today, I was studying in the library alone, when this bloody idiotic kid ran up to me.
Kid: You shouldn't be studying here.John: You shouldn't be playing here.Just then, Charmaine smsed me.
Kid: Your phone isn't in silent mode. Can't you read the sign outside?John: That's god messaging me. Cannot silent mode.Kid: *thinks for a while* You're stupid. You're like a wuss in a guy's body.John: And you're a girl in a chimpanzee's body. So beat it kid.Kid: Steewwpid farkerJohn: fucked up chimpanzee.Kid: No manners one. Use bad word!John: *rolls eyes* No. It aint bad unless it's a fact.Kid: I'm telling mummy.John: Damm. No. Your mum will die knowing such a son exist. (pause for a while) Your mum is a human right?Kid: *snatches my coke* you die.John: what the... bloody **** Give back my coke.Librarian: Do we have a problem here?John: He's drinking coke in the library and disturbing my studies.Kid: but the coke's yours!John: Yeah, genius. And you're holding MY coke?
*gives him the what the hell look*Librarian: *turns to me* Ah Sorry sir.The old librarian dragged the screaming boy to the counter.
idiotic kid. normally I'm not that vulgar and mean. But this kid has nothing better to do, but pick a fight with me. What would YOU do?
Chalet???!!!
You wanna know what's sad?
I got my exams in barely over a week's time. I haven't started studying for any of my topics. I forgot what homework I'm suppose to do.
Now comes the sad part. My cell leader sent me a sms.
There's a chalet this mon-wed meet 2pm. Pasir ris MRT More details on saturday. I NEED TO KNOW WHO's COMING so let me know! $3 for the bbq. Bring sleeping bag. Thanks.
OMG, the temptation....
Gotta resist....
I can't let this happen to me!
Btw, some unknown number called me at 11.45 last night.
98774517. Wonder who he / she is.
And Dav. WHERE IN THE WORLD WERE YOU?
You replied my sms at 11+
When I woke up, my phone had
1 miss call
2 new messages
better than sunday night. My phone had
3 miss calls
3 new messages.
I wonder how I slept through the whole thing. My alarm wakes me up, but phone calls don't. Wierd.
And my phone is 4 inches away from me.
Still 16
Thursday, June 12, 2008
What are you going to do when you're still 16?
I have absolutely no idea. But I'm not waiting till November to find out.
It's one of those few times when I don't know what to blog, but My mind just automatically goes blogging.
So I shall recap my OBS experience...
In OBS (Before I fell sick) My instructor kind of taught me a lot of things. Some, which I feel, I wouldnt even realize until it's too late.
To be a leader, you don't have to keep driving, nor try your best to accomplish as many things as possible. The real leader is one who actually sees things in the big picture, and knows how to use his resources effectively at his disposal.
Every human has a secret, hidden side. It will only emerge when one is truely tired. Your best friends may be your worst foe in times of fatigue. (I find this pretty cool) - You'll be able to see your friends true nature this way
Ask and you shall receive.
How much shit can you take before you actually crumble? And are you going to confront it?
p.s. I wrote all this stuff on a card. But jonathan didn't return it back coz I left early.
200 posts!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Yay! I finally hit 200 posts!
and I shall celebrate this occasion with a picture!
Had filming today, which was really tiring. But it kinda allowed me to experience the acting atmosphere when I grow up. Speaking of that, charmaine owes me a cafeteria treat. No buts charmaine.
Oh, there was a CAT BBQ yesterday. Most of the old cat allies were invited, including Shuyun, Renee, and Benedict.The bbq was kinda fun - cept for the fact that darren kept hugging me in front of the girls. The most exciting part came during the night. We played murderer, followed by marco polo.
Darren's method of playing murderer is wacked. He is a civilian. Yet he winks at EVERYBODY. He even tried killing a cop!
And during marco polo, we were playing in this small function rrom with the lights off. And Joel and Darren were trying to fit themselves into the dustbin.
Okay, it wasn't the best BBQ. But it wasn't a total flop either. Hey, no plan's perfect right?
(In the end, all of us got stuck in the rain. David, Joel and I had to squeeze into ben's cab, before ben drop us off at HDB hub. -Thanks ben. Rawr to Charmaine's cab driver. Watch out man. I'll sneak a cat into your dinner one day)
(pics borrowed from renton's blog.)
Monday, June 9, 2008
First Skype chat between a father and his two sons.
[10:43:35 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Pls check your mic & speaket connection of the headset
[10:43:42 AM] Joel Ng says: o.o
[10:43:47 AM] Joel Ng says: i was playing with john
[10:43:56 AM] Joel Ng says: nono
[10:43:59 AM] Joel Ng says: john was working
(pause for 2 seconds)
[10:44:02 AM] Joel Ng says: I was playing with Joel
[10:44:17 AM] Ng Kian Min says: good, so who is typing the chat
(pause for 2 seconds)
[10:44:24 AM] Joel Ng says: neither john nor joel
[10:44:43 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Can u fix the headset so that we can talk
[10:44:46 AM] Joel Ng says: this is your unknown third son
[10:44:58 AM] Joel Ng says: cannot find headset
[10:45:05 AM] Joel Ng says: and may I add... fortunately
[10:45:05 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Rubbish - I only got 2 sons
[10:45:24 AM] Joel Ng says: 0.0
[10:45:38 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Where did Mimmy put the headset ?
[10:45:56 AM] Joel Ng says: mimmy? Oh, I think she took it to china
[10:46:04 AM] Joel Ng says: or malaysia
[10:46:12 AM] Joel Ng says: but dad, we're both fine
[10:46:26 AM] Joel Ng says: cept for the fact that neither of us did much work lately
[10:46:36 AM] Joel Ng says: with the exception of joel
[10:46:42 AM] Joel Ng says: he did 6 hours of work
[10:46:48 AM] Joel Ng says: John did 6 hours of play
[10:46:52 AM] Joel Ng says: =)
[10:47:23 AM] Ng Kian Min says: There is s spare headset at home - later go & find it - must be in the cabinets -in the bedrooms
[10:47:33 AM] Joel Ng says: okay
[10:47:40 AM] Joel Ng says: Joel's raiding the room as we speak
[10:48:22 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Joel, There is nothing better than consistency and the result speaks for itself - in your study
[10:48:23 AM] Joel Ng says: the headset is missing
[10:48:49 AM] Joel Ng says: He knows
[10:48:57 AM] Joel Ng says: at least I think he knows... lemme tell him
(pause for 2 mins)
[10:49:05 AM] Joel Ng says: yup. He knows
[10:49:13 AM] Ng Kian Min says: I think there must be an old one in the TV cabinet (on the left side)
[10:49:38 AM] Joel Ng says: ahhhh. dad. Your memory astounds me. You're right!
(Uncomfortable silence)
[10:49:41 AM] Joel Ng says: dang.
(Continue)
[10:50:02 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Have both of u taken your breakfast ?.
[10:50:13 AM] Joel Ng says: I know John did
[10:50:21 AM] Joel Ng says: Joel's on a diet
[10:50:29 AM] Ng Kian Min says: How about Joel ?
[10:50:53 AM] Joel Ng says: btw, the headset is broken. a little koyak
[10:51:35 AM] Ng Kian Min says: If u are using the old one - yes, 1 side is broken - so u can only hear from 1 side
[10:52:55 AM] Joel Ng says: WOW. Dad. You're right! How do you remember this stuff....
[10:53:46 AM] Ng Kian Min says: Because I've a good memory (just like u have good IQ) and I put it to good use
[10:54:10 AM] Joel Ng says: You're refering to John right? =P
no reply.....
Sunday, June 8, 2008
My mum has officially left singapore today
Mistake 1
She left us in Singapore.
Mistake 2
She gave me a spartan amount of money. 130 bucks to be precise. Idiot?
Mistake 3
She left, just when it was a holiday
Lord. Please. Don't let history repeat itself. Last year, Yong Lun, Nicholas and Terence stayed over at my house. We had plenty of fun. But last year's holidays was probably the most wasted holidays in my entire life. My com was on 24/7. My dishes unwashed. My rubbish left unthrown.
This is unacceptable. I gotta study this time round. Especially with my exams after the holidays. No time to play.
Sometimes, the hardest things in life is taking the first step. I can't leave things unfinished.
I gotta star-
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Friday, June 6, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARMAINE!!!!Our CATS Member turns 17 today!Today is your day! Celebrate princess! =P
Wizards ran out of spells
Thursday, June 5, 2008
MY BROTHER'S CLAN IS IN THE SEMI FINALS IN THE CYBER GAMES!
*cheers behind the crowd*
No matter what the outcome, I'm proud of you getting into the semi finals. =P
disorientated
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Signs of disorientation:
1) Stoning during Maths lecture.
2) Forgetting to bring geog file despite packing my bag in front of it.
3) Not caring about Cats anymore.
4) Forgetting to buy new maths notes.
5) Started crapping with weixiang and daryl during maths tutorial.
6) rejecting viknesh chalet offer today.
7) (Now hear this) Learned a new song in 7 minutes (Follow) and spent the next 50 minutes learning (Mighty to Save).
8) Pissed charmaine off without even realizing it. (And not really caring much about it either)
9) Forgot to say goodbye to friends.
10) Talked to the neighbour's dog.
11) Tell my mum to cook lunch.
12) Walked into the toilet wall.
13) Wore my brother's clothes by mistake
14) Feel sleepy. But I'm not tired.
15) Fever coming back.
16) Forgot to inform Htetmon, Jia Hao and Desmond about today's test.
17) Don't feel like even touching my homework
What is wrong with me?
Ever get the feeling that you just don't want to do anything?
That's what I'm feeling now.
Down. Dirty. Muddy. Dead.
Gotta isolate myself before I feel off.
Gotta restrict myself before I hurt someone.
Initiating 2 hour curfew.
Gotta save myself before the last vestiges disappear.
It starts now.
Stupid quiz again
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
1. At which age do you want to get married?` 25 to 26.
2. Who is more important to you? Friends or girlfiend? `
-Friends, duh.
3. Who is/are the person/people you trust most?`
-God.
4. Do you think you have enough confidence?`
-Now that's for you to decide, and me not to know.
5. What would you do if you saw someone abusing an innocent animal?`
-Give him my pen knife and join him. After that, I'll feel guilty and kill the guy later.
6. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after rain?`
-I believe to see my homework wet.
7. What is your goal for this year?`
-Try to avoid homework, skip detention... learn the ways of mugging... try not to snore in the lecture theatre when I sleep.... and be a natural at acting
8. Do you believe in eternity love?`
-Duh. There's Jesus.
9. Have you ever broken someone's heart that he/she tried to commit suicide? `
-Broken someone's heart? Yup. Commit suicide? Nah, I aint that pro.
10. What feeling do you love most?`
-Laughter. Excitement. Enthusiasm. That's three. I fail maths.
11. If one day your best friend and girlfriend quarrel, who will you side with?`
-Depends on which best friend. David? Talk to him, then ignore him. Jia Hao? Try to listen to him. Then ignore him. Viknesh? Ignore him. Charmaine? Congratulate your girlfriend immediately.
12. List out 12 of your good friends. `
-Desmond, Kang Jin, Jia Hao, Viknesh, Hasyir, Darren, Yong Lun, Steven, Terence, David, Charmaine, Renova
13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?`
-It would be a lie to say yes. I've too many friends, and cherishing all of them is near impossible.
14. Do you like to hang out with friends?`
-It's my life.
15. What/Who do you think is/are the most important in your life? `
-God. After him comes Rachel.
16. If you were on a ship, your mother and your girlfriend (been together for 2 years) were knocked out of the ship, you only have one life float, who would you throw it to? `
-The fishes. They might get squashed.
17.If your girlfriend were to two-time you, what would you do?`
-Tell the girl everything. End it if it doesn't work, then fall back to my profession.
18. If time were to rewind, when will you want it to be?`
-when I was 12 years old. Why? I wanna go back to disneyworld for the forth time.
19. Have you felt the true meaning of love?`
-Yes.
20. What do you want to be when you grow up?`
-Actor (P.S. I'll make life hard for any director)
Life's too complex
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, thepurpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride ofoxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of theteam precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portionof his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performeda self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first teammember.
in simple English what does this translate to?? .........
Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after!!!
Conclusion: Don't make life too complicated.
MANKIND
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
"Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many ages ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.
"The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
conclusion: Either you're a christian, or you're not.
Monday, June 2, 2008
The IRS decides to audit Roger, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Roger shows up with his attorney.
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Roger. "How about a demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Roger says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
Roger removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops.Roger says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
Now the auditor can tell Roger isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Roger removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Roger's attorney as a witness.
He starts to get nervous."Want to go double or nothing?"
Roger asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Roger stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Roger's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Roger told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.
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One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face.
His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a Lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved"
Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.
Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband,
"After all he is YOUR son!!!"
To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding slap on her face!
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while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment.
He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
a Bible,
a silver dollar,
a bottle of whisky
and a Playboy magazine
'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself, 'when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be.
And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum.'
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold.
'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered, 'He's gonna be a politician!'
Prince Caspian
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Ahhhhh. The library. A constellation of books and informative artifacts that is a connivance of mankind's pursuit of academics.
The congress hall is filled with muggers and avid readers alike, save for three young man perched in a corner.
One, happens to be me.
suddenly, the face of the youngest lit up, as if harbouring a contemporary ideal with the means of setting aside their discomforted motion.
He broke into laughter, a lavid smiled creased across his face.
His friends turned to him in distinct puzzlement.
"I just thought of watching a movie." He said.
10 minutes later, the trio were watching prince caspian.
The youngest thriving on borrowed money.
I tell you now, don't expect an awesome film like it's predeccessor. True, Nania didn't quite love up to his name. Neither was it given as much media coverage as it's previous success. But it's worthwhile watching it nonetheless. It's one of the movies witch I will categarize as distinct.
Loyal fans will love it.
Fantasy critics will crave for it.
But first timers will find themselves lost amid the complex story lines that seem to intertwine during the first half of the movie.
spoiler ahead....
Mouse: Pick up your sword.
Prince Caspian: I don't want to.
Mouse: Pick up your sword! I don't fight an unarmed man.
Prince Caspian: Erm... That's why I don't want to pick it up, so that I can live longer!
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Soldier A: Ahhhh. A mouse.
Mouse: Yeah, yeah. So what.
Soldier B: A Mouse?
Mouse: Yes. I know. I'm a talking mouse.
Soldier C: A mouse? 0.0
Mouse: Where is your IMAGINATION?!
John: Hang on.... Just lemme hit you....
David: But I don't wanna be hit! What did I do?!
