Shadow returns
Saturday, May 31, 2008
YOU'RE SO WEAK AND PATHETIC. WAHAHAHA
HOW NAIVE. YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOLS.
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
STRUGGLE ALL YOU WANT HAROLD. YOUR DESTINY IS FAILURE.
BULLSHIT ALL YOU WANT DAVID. YOUR FUTURE HAS LITTLE DEVIATION FROM YOUR PATHETIC FRIENDS.
LAKE. YOUR BRAVERY WILL BE REWARDED WITH MUCH MALICE.
AND TO ONE PAUL. SWIVEL ALL YOU MIGHT. EVEN I BLEED MY HEART OUT FOR YOU. YOUR TRICKERY KNOWS NO BOUND. IT SHALL END HERE.
before any of you think I'm mad. This was taken from an internet article.
Now. If I ask 2 questions, I will get two different replies.
1) You don't really think That I'm as unbalanced as that right?
OR...
2) Who got fooled thinking it was me! =P
Back from OBS
I'm back. OBS was wild, but I shall refrain from blogging about it. Got sent home on thursday anyway cause of my fever.
I'm blogging on an emo attitude. I know. It's a basic no-no to do anything when you're feeling down. Shouldn't have watched Mai Hime. Completed 19 episodes in one day. So disappointing.
I feel different. Maybe it's the fever. Maybe it's the flu. Maybe it's the allergy I contracted on Thursday. But I doubt it's none of the above. I don't feel hungry. I don't feel tired. I'm increasingly forgetful - an old habit that tend to arise when I'm disorientated.
Blogging used to be one of my passion before I left. Now that I'm back. I seem to be shun it. Only daring to blog 3 days after my return.
I haven't started studying yet, sadly. And holiday lessons start next week. I got block test at the end of this month, and I'm no where near ready to engage it head on.
To make thing's worse, due to some last minute decision, I won't be going to china to see my dad. And I probably won't see him in another month or two. It seems strange to be home alone without a father.
My mum's not exactly the best person to take care of the sick. The only good thing she does is to bring me to the doctor.
I kinda miss daddy's warm hands as he pray for me at night.
I'm still plague by the aftermaths of my flu. But I'm going to risk another study trip tomorrow.
There's a question that's been bugging me since last week.
I want to know the name
of the one who holds my hand
and together endures my pain
and carries me across this treacherous land.
Jesus. If you're out there.
Now would be a good time to squeeze my hand.
There are a lot of people out there whom I am unable to save.
I sincerely wish I could be one of them...
This may be the most important statement you will see in today.
Power comes at a price. Every man is capable of exceeding the realms permitted to mankind -but at a price. The only power not tagged by this restriction is love. Love is the most powerful emotion permitted to humans.
Now that's power.
When you befriend someone, will you die for that person?
When you call someone your brother or sister
will you give up your life for them?
If you have a clique you treasure dearly
Will you protect them with your life.
If your answer is no. They aren't your friends.
They're acquaintances.
this statement goes especially out for Christians Announcing The Savior
Sunday, May 25, 2008
I'm regret throwing away my gaming career in sec 4. What was I thinking?
My brother got selected to represent his guild in this year's cyber games challenge, 2008.
(His guild is an elite singapore's guild)
And I remember I used to beat my brother in video games....
He got selected to play Battle Field 2, held on the 3rd to 6th june.
Maybe I should revive my gaming career. *thinks carefully*
Okay, the prospect of david raping rachel, and charmaine calling my mum doesn't sound nice.
But then again...... they won't have to know.
*switches on the computer*
Hehehe.
The fun....... HAS
STARTED
OBS TOMORROW! I EXPECT
THIS BLOG TO BE THE
SAME WHEN I RETURN.
THIS GO DOUBLE FOR
DAVID,
AND TRIPLE
FOR CHARMAINE.
NO TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF RACHEL / TAGBOARD
WHATSOEVER.
The fun begins
THE FUN STARTS NOWBtw, I missed hillsong concert yesterday. Cough cough. "david" cough. well, that's too bad.
(P.s. My brother's Chinese O lvl is tmr. Wish him luck.)
OBS Shopping
Saturday, May 24, 2008



I didn't go minds cafe. Neither did I meet dexter
It's just Kang Jin, Kang Jin, Kang Jin.
Our journey across singapore began in beach road. Then to vivo city, where I met the trio. Everytime I meet Kang Jin, he is always crazy about something. This time, It's about mopiko.
Every 5 seconds, this guy would scream, "Mopiko!" In giant.
Jia Hao: "Hey, kang jin, later obs you need to buy whisper diapers"
Kang Jin: Where's my mopikooooo!
Desmond: How bout Durex?
John: What's durex?
Kang Jin *totally ignoring us*: MOOOPIKOOOOO!
Shopping is EXTREMELY tiring. I have no idea how girls achieve this feat. How can girls stand walking around in circles for hours, and still have energy to shop? We basically died in vivo city, not to mentioned got lost.
In the end, we decided to cab to AMK hub, where I developed this wierd case of motion sickness.
We decided to split up to find our things. And I discovered that we can buy our things without Jia Hao and Desmond around. Everytime we're together, we hardly get things done. The moment we split up, we surely buy something 10 minutes later.
Another discovery: Everytime we go out, it's ALWAYS the four of us. We're like some foursome. But, hyaaa.... No choice. Kang Jin is interested in Jia Hao, and I have to be there to protect poor Jia Hao from the cute, lovable gay. =P (kidding)
kang JIn's house was awesome. We played table soccer for like 10 minutes. Kang Jin and I were getting trashed by Jia Hao and Desmond, until we decided to switch position, placing me in the offensive.
Then the game reversed.



Watched FF7 Advent Children, Hang out on his bed, played gunz on his PC. It's like heaven, till his parents came home.

Kang Jin's dad was drunk, which was pretty intimidating. And Kang Jin's mother
ove to criticize people in the most ironic and comical way.
She called Viknesh, "Na ke ma lai ren"
and Darren: "Na ke ai ai ren"
And Me: "Na ke shou shou hai ze"
And Desmond: "Na ke fei ren"
I was like..... *&^%
anyway, pictures of his house below...


So many placs, so little time
What happens when you're needed at sooooo many places at the same time?
Morning, I'm suppose to be meeting Jia Hao, which kinda clash with my tuition. So I rushed my tuition inequality function maths test, which should have taken me 3 hours within 2 hours 30 mins.
Score: 25/30
heck care.
I'm needed at raffles at 2, to go mind cafe.
I'm needed at bugis to buy solid fuel for OBS
I'm needed at vivo to hang out with Jia Hao
I'm needed at Toa Payoh in the evening to meet dexter
And I can't find my final fantasy 7 advent children sub. SHIT
I'm like rushing though everything. As I am typing this, I'm sucking bee hoon through my mouth and packing my bag.
Speed is everything.
and to the anonymous lover(s) : You're starting to make me frustrated. really.
Side note
Friday, May 23, 2008
Reasons to celebrate:
1) Schools out!
2) Spotted GP Essay question accurately
3) OBS Next week
4) Visiting Dad in Shanghai on the 6th
5) Going Kang Jin's 4 story hours tomorrow
6) Increase in spatial awareness
Here's my ninjitsu report:
Subject show's high multi sensory integration, his primary senses being his eyes. Suggest balametrics to integrate to bridge his weaker sense of touch. Subject's spatial awareness is exceptionally high, and has the ability to produce an abstract thought easily. Subject's sensory integration is extremely high, classifying him well above class 1 case A (See apendix attached)
Subject's reaction speed is approximately three times faster than normal, with a speed of 115.7 millisecond as compared to an average of 350.
Subject has average brain sequencing, consider improvement via daily cruch exercise (see apendix b)
Subject's proprioperception is the only anormaly, exceeding charts at times, and dropping to slightly below average atothers. Suggest retest to confirm subject's true potential.
bloody shit. I only got my profile AFTER I quit ninjitsu.
Male and female brain
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Took this from Ee Thai's blog

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
WOOHOOO! NO MORE LESSONS FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK!I swear, crapping with Kang Jing, Desmond and Jia hao is hilarious.
During Physics lecture....
Kang Jin: Waaaa, Jia Hao dump me! Waaaaa!
John: hey, I got something to tell you.
Kang Jin: ?
John: I'm still a virgin
Kang Jin: I'm not. I had it with Jia Hao.
John: 0.0 WHAAA?
Kang Jin: Yup. He chose me.
John: oh... that means you've seen his ...uh-hem. his waa waa?
Kang Jin: Yup! =P
John: How does it look like? TRIGONAL PLANER?
Kang Jin + random girl sitting on my right: LOL
Kang Jin: No, tetrahydral.
John: Bipyramidal la. No, T shape! Got 2 lone pairs!
Kang Jin: LOL! His pairs the size of electrons!
John and Kang Jin: HAHAHAHA
Jia Hao: See la, those two. Having fun. So romantic.
The both of us laughed even harder....
if only he knew that we were talking about his waa waa.
(For those who don't take H2 chemistry, you're forgiven for not understanding bond geometry)
Then during our break time, Darren was tasked to write a compo. the topic? A story.
His problem? No story.
Darren: What should I write?
John: Hmmm? Red Riding Hood?
Darren: 0.0 OOOH YEAH! *writes furiously* How about I add in the 3 little pigs!
John: Make that 3 little chicks.
Darren: 0.0 OOOOH YEAH!
John: *laughs evily* Then the big bad wolf can be the porn star
Darren: YEAH! I'm GOING TO WRITE THAT!
Darren: *stares up* Is it okay if those 3 hot chicks stay in a forest?
John: -.-''
(BTW, AMERICAN IDOL, IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE DAVIDS. THEY WON'T MIND IF I SEND IN ONE MORE RIGHT? ooooh davviiiiidooooo...
Siggy!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
This is My signature. Courtesy of Johannes.

This is Viknesh New signature. Courtesy from the guys in 107

Due to copy right infringement, Viknesh new signature is now...
bitchcourtesy from the class 107
John
Monday, May 19, 2008
Okay guys, be truthful. Do I look like a boy?
I just realised, that I've been called names all my life.
When I was 6 years old, Jeffrey always call me "Johnny Boy!"
When I was 7, My form teacher keeps calling me, "Johnny Boy!"
When I was in America, Anne keeps calling me, "Johnny Boy!"
When I'm back in Singapore, Clover keeps calling me, "Johnny Boy!
When I'm in secondary school, Yong Lun and Nicholas keep calling me, "Johnny Boy!"
Now that I'm in JC, Charmaine and David keeps calling me, "Johnny Boy!"one word: Shit?
I miss my secondary school friends! I miss terence, for teaching me the basics of flirting. I miss Yong Lun, for being an awesome friend around. I miss Steven, for copying his god like POA homework. I miss Nicholas, for being my personal chinese teacher. I miss C______ ,N____, A____ and S_____ for being the universal assholes in my life. I miss Jimmy, for teaching me money mindedness. I miss Jui Ping and Justin, for being a role model diligent student. Hell, I miss everyone.
Btw, steven, I forgot to thank you for my POA grades. IN my whole 2 years in St. Gabriel, I only managed to balance the balance sheet
TWICE. Once was the secondary 3 holiday homework. The other was in O Levels. Sway right?
Btw, I kinda miss my teachers. Especially Mr Tuang.
Prelim: F9
O level: A1
I wish I got more teachers like him around...
Sentosa
CATS outing today!
Although it wasn't as fun as I imagined.
We went crab catching in the evening, which was kinda boring; with good reasons. I have absolutely no patience.
Here's what happened:
Got dragged into playing darts with 3 japanese and 1 englishman.
I was like emerging from the toilet after changing, when this guy said,
"Hey, do you want to play?"
I beat all the japanese but lost to the english man, whose name coincidentally was JOHN.
Damm it. Lost to my own self.
We didn't swim much. We didn't play with water. We didn't play with Sand. We just caught crabs and wallowed around in the salty water.
I split my hips against a rock (OW)
We nearly couldn't find a proper toilet to bathe
Somebody stole my underwear.
( freaking pervert ....)
And missed my bus home.
My hips hurt. The natural painkillers are wearing off, and I'm too lazy to apply cream. It's so damm pain when I crashed into the rock.
I saw a crab. Kicked the water to propel myself forward. Smashed into the rock, and my momentum ceased to exist. All my momentum created an impulse, concentrated on that small surface area. Hence, pressure increases. Shit, too much physics...
It feels like I was training for my black belt in Ninjitsu. Raymond would smash his knee into my ribs. That was how I felt. Pure, intense pain, beyond all measure.
Napfa
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Okay, I did my napfa test today. Which kinda sucks.
My overall ranking? I came in tenth, out of a cohort of maybe 40?
Which is pretty shitty.
Ranking:
1st: Zhang Shou
2nd: Guo Qiang
3rd: Nas
4th: daryl
5th: some random person
6th: Darren
8th: Gao Fu
10th: Me
11th: Skandan
13th: Jia Hao
17th: Wilson
20+: Hasyir I think
My timing is 11 mins ++ I knew an A was hopeless. There goes my dream of being a runner. No matter how non-existant it is.
Now I know how fit my class are.
Zhang Shou said that there was a bee flying AROUND him in circles when he was running.
Think I don't know the secret behind your 9.22 min timing right?
You scam winnie the pooh of his honey and ran like crazy, least the bee would have stung you right?
Smart. Why didn't I think of that.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Some reasons why I never want to be in the military"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal"
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual
"Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal
"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop
"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, ... The pilot dies."
The three most common ex pressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh S...! "
Some reasons why I hate kids ( subject on children writing about the sea)
Junior School Children Writing about the Sea.
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
A reason why I hate 12 year old girls...
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
Some reason why I love trainees...On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:Â “Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded:“You fool, you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, idiot!”
The trainee shouted back:“And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director indignantly
“Thank F**K for that!” replied the trainee and slammed down the phone
conclusion: Be a trainee actor
filming at ngee ann
Finally, another film after 6 months.
I swear I desperately need to be talent spotted.
Anyway, here's the production info
Charmaine: Director
Joel: Script Supervisor, production assistant and slate
Herman: Camera Man
John: Actor
The film production this time is VERY different from EE Thai.
Before Ee thai starts filming, he say's, "Okay. ready? Go."
But for FSV students, Herman will say "rolling" Joel will say "scene blah blah blah, take blah blah"
Charmaine will say, "Action"
Moreover, after each scene, the scene number and timing (I think) is recorded down. If Ee thai did that, he'll probably DIE. Ee thai takes scenes like 7 to 8 times? So we could do like 5 scenes in 3 hours?
I still remember Ee Thai repeating the scene where I got beaten up and I had blood flowing out off my forehead. We repeated it so many times till the fake blood dried off and flaked away.
But I gotta say, this filming is WAY different from the previous films I acted. Personally, I think there was more planning, careful coordinations, better equipment and more people working behind the hardware (I'm like promoting FSV....)
I kinda realised how hard Ee Thai has to worked to complete his film. Cause he did his solo.
However the exhaustion is still the same. I'm dressed suspiciously, wearing a blue cap over my head, loitering around OCBC atm machine.
My stylo OCBC atm card is coated with paper. My card no. is XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX
My pin no. is 655272
And I am suppose to act suspicious. Not to mention, an idiot, who left the reciept for the bad guy (charmaine) to take.
Lucky it rained earlier. I would have died of a heat stroke if the sun was up.
Plus, my knees are hurting like hell, from last time.
I'm tired. Think I'll hit the sack now.
down times are best times
Monday, May 12, 2008
Would you make the world a better place when you die?
That's what my dad told me.
Would you change the world, or would you merely be a pawn piece in this towering world?
Would you be a pain in the butt, or an inspiration for someone to follow?
Would you allow your friends to get hurt, even if it risk your personal well being?
And would you feed your friends with lies, just to be thier friend?
Would you above all else, take respondsibility of your life, and live your life to the fullest?
Would you sit back and watch others suffer, while you lie on your laurels and watch?
Would you not be remembered in the pages of history, should you cease to exist one day?
Would you repeat the same mistakes over and over again, knowing that you will dissappoint someone in the future?
And if you have dissappointed someone, would you resolve yourself to impress them the next round you see them?
My answer to that is simple. I will do everything within my power to change the world. I only have 1 life. 1 shot in this world. Might as well make full use of it.
This was adapted from my 7 year old diary, on everything my dad talked about.
I'm not the same person you once knew anymore.
I'm going to defend my friends. I'm going to take ownership of my life. I'm going to discard any possible obstacles facing my way.
1 life. 1 goal. sieze the day
Physics, in it's retarded from
Sunday, May 11, 2008
JC has a way of making simple stuff complicated.
For example...
YJC explainationViscosity is the property of a liquid which tends to resist relative motion within itself as one layer of liquid moves past one another. It is opposite to the direction of motion and dependent on the speed of the object.
My explanationThe faster an object moves in liquid, the more resistance the object experiece.
YJC explanationThe upthrust of the fluid on the body is due to the pressure exerted by the fluid on the lower surface of the object being greater than that on the top surface. Hence upthrust is provided by the fluid displaced by a submerged or floating object.
My explanationLow density object FLOATS
Ngee ann poly explanationIf I remember correctly, charmaine's explanation for sound amplitude was...
The amplitude is the series of positive and negative movements of the waves relative to the undisturbed normal
My explanationAmplitude is like a sin graph. The height of the top or the bottom part is the amplitude.
YJC ChemistryCovalent bonds are highly directional (as compared to ionic bonds) and they make specific angles with respect to each other.
My explanationCovalent molecules have SHAPES
Then last week, my choir teacher was teaching us what a song meant.
SongTu - han si a-payang bo-leh ting - gal di ke mah mu
Choir teacher one week ago: This means , God, is there a place in heaven for me?
One week later...
Choir teacher: can anyone tell me what the first line of this song means? I know I told you last week.
John: *raise hands*
"God, up there got space anot?"
Choir: LMAO
Teacher: =.=''
Iron Man!
I want to watch IRON MAN! Damm it...
I just realised that yesterday was my 4th attempt at watching it, but it failed.
Anyway, This theory proves that iron man is a female.
Iron man
As you know, man = male
Iron male
In chemistry, Iron = Fe
Therefor, Iron man = Fe-male
Female!
It's some stupid theory I drew up during friday's physics class.
Bye bye friend
Friday, May 9, 2008
I'm being honest. I'm not lying. I'm telling you as it is. You may fear me. Hate me. Even feel like shooting me.
But I'll tell you as it is. No stupid kindness or sympathy.
But 1 thing I am not.
I am not a liar.
I'll probbly lose you as a friend. But I'll tell you something that nobody will dare to tell you.
I just hate the pretense that's hanging around
Realisation - and a new hope
Thursday, May 8, 2008
I finally realize what I've been missing out on.
I can't believe I allowed my immaturity and demands control my life.
I'm going to change. I'm ggoing to erase every vestige of self within me. I'm going to become what legends are made of. I'll be the person I was born to be.
I'm not the same person you knew anymore. This time you're not going up against John. You're going up against John, plus a hell lot of determination.
I got the fire burning back within me.
Took me long enough to find it.
I will be a weapon of christ. Use me in your ways, and let me blaze a light in my destiny.
I forge my own destiny. I choose my own fate.
It's time to begin.
My name, is Shadow.
Yet another case of boredom
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I think I'll pass my physics test. After all, I devoted 2 hours to studying 3 chapters. (plus some distractions)
Physic SPA test was OK. definitely not my best test so far, but It'll do. I accidentally coaxed some info out of the physics teacher, that got him a little - frustrated.
Oops.
I know. I'm sharp.
At least I paid more attention to physics than to geography.
I'm tired, and I'm bored. I'll probably go turn in now... *yawn* How come nothing seem to catch my interest these days. Every thing's been so boring since Monday's library visit.
*something kept talking to me in my dreams. It's been recurring for the past 2 days. She keeps saying, 3. And it's repeated again and again.
Then she told me, "You'll be the person nobody can be"
It's can't be a time period, cause it happened twice. I'm still figuring it out. I predict that it will happen to me one last time.
It's damm weird. I think somethings coming.I just don't know what.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Exams on Wednesday, and this is how I spent my moday......
slacking in one corner while under the pretense of doing gpp
note: the book I'm reading wasn't mine. It's kang Jing. See how happy he looks?
the book kang jing is reading is called, "The growing up woman"
Anyway, there was this hot girl sitting behind me in tuition today. It's so hard to concentrate with a hot girl sitting behind you. yes, you can understand the situation that I am in.
Just as she got up to leave....
her: Sir, can I come on friday?
Tuition teacher: Sure. No problem.
her: can I come on saturday as well? Like, say 9?
Tuition Teacher: can't. It'll be a bit full.
*yeah, with people like me*
Tuition teacher: how about 11?
*Shit. That's the time I leave!*
Her: I can't make it.
*Yes. yes. yes.*
Tuition teacher: Okay. Then come at 9
*YES!*
Geog test
Monday, May 5, 2008
My Humans teacher in secondary school once told me.
TO pass Geography, you need two skills.
1) Common Sense
2) Bullshittyness
In which I major at the latter.
So for today's geog test, which I tried to study last night and ended up burning my geog book,
1a) sketch out the mid - atlantic ridge, giving labells
Me: 0_0 *shit*
-takes out pen and draws some random shitty pictures-
1b) Explain the course of the mid - atlantic ridge
Me: I didn't even know there was a mid-atlantic ridge....
-takes pencil and anyhow draw some random course-
1c) What are the 3 mechanisms for plate tectonics?
Me: Shit, shit and shit.
-draws some shitty diagram that is totally irrelevant to the topic-
2) What's the diffences between the volcanoes in figure 2a and 2b
Me: Ah what the hell.... I thought volcanoes ain't coming out!
- draws some stupid diagramme -
therefore, conclusion: Drawing shit gets you no where.
Especially, as charmaine so kindly reminds me, I suck at drawing.
The teadcher will probably identify my volcano as a playground slide.
Library trouble
We got the GPP deadline extended till thursday, 5pm.
So instead of going to choir, I skipped it - again. THIS time with a valid reason. Desmond, Kang Jing, Jia Hao and I cab to ang mo kio library after school to collect some research materials for gpp.
Jia Hao and I wanted to research. Really, we did.
Until Kang Jing borrowed some sexual books.
see, his gpp is about the modernisation of sexual thoughts. But they ended up borrowing piles and piles of sex related books that would spark interest even in the most mundane of minds.
First book: Sex for teenagers, (with full pictures)
Second book: Learning to say no
Third book: XY (encyclopedia on what YOU need to know)
hey, it wasn't my fault! Desmond HAD to spend like an hour looking up for sex books while Kang Jing sat in a corner and READ.
Which kinda caught my interest, sad to say. I just realised how pure I am, when I did not undersatnd half of what the book was saying. SERIOUSLY.
So instead of studying, we spent the evening slacking at Ang Mo kio library slacking away, chowing down on brownieswith ice cream, which to quote Jia Hao, "I never regretted buying" Then we started crapping away about girlfriends and stuff.
Jia Hao : I just realised that I like girls with long hair
John : I kinda feel the same way too
*kang jing in the back ground*: Choose me!
Jiahao: huh?
Kang Jing: CHOOSE ME! I can fullfill all your desires and expectations!
John: NO Straight guy will choose you!
Jia Hao: Do you have long hair?
kang Jing: CHOOOOSE MEEEEEEE! *parades around with his towel*
John: Oh my gosh... Why don't you say that to vivian
In the end, Kang jing kept repeating himself aaaaaalll the way back to AMK hub.
He kept saying : Choooose ME!
Even when we bade goodbye.
Well, at least I realised the despo in our class.
funny pics
Sunday, May 4, 2008
I'm feeling extremely vulgar today. No idea why.
Well, here are some more stupid pictures I found.









You wake up one morning and...



credits go to kssael
HYPER MODE ACTIVATED
I swear, if I see another depressing / emo blog, I will scream! i mean, okay. It's okay to rant on your blog. But where's the joy?
Joy to the world, the lord has come....
let earth recieve their king....
WHY IS THE WORLD SO SAD? Where's the laughter in everyone?
PAWAHAHAHAhAHA!note... the above laughter is meant for everyone. I'm not an insane nonsensical idiot trying to instill some non-existant humour into this sad pathetic world.
cherio.
YES! I Finally did my accessibility! Did it till 2.30 AM! I'm so sick and tired of this stupid GPP!!!
I know i havn't been blogging much. The truth is.....
I was just too lazy.
lol. I predict that I'm goin g to get shot tomorrow. First death : Miss Ku. Second death: Chinese HOD. Third Death: Choir teacher
Gosh, how many times do I have to die? Can't I have a break once in a while? Too much fun spoils a person.
Anyway, thank god the hillsong concert falls on the 24th of may. That way, it won't clash with my OBS. Speaking of which, I am sooo looking forward to.
My dad's going back to china today. We decided to have a little chitchat - guys night only. Thaty, and that I only get to see my Dad like 3 times a year cause he is always in china.
So we hit coffee beans...
And I purposely chose this table

Looks like some freaky interview table right?
But that's not the main reason why I chose this table. If you look up a little....
You'll see this.

Ahhhh. the fire alarm. When my dad gets to a touchy topic, I simply have to throw my straw and hit that button.
Anyway, we came home past midnight. And my mum was pretty pissed.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Chat between me ad KaiLi
Roxaboxen says:
haaaave you opened the email?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
yeah
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
was about to call u about it
Roxaboxen says:
what?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
teh research method pplan doesn't concern me does it?
Roxaboxen says:
It does...
Roxaboxen says:
I sent it to you because it does
Roxaboxen says:
do you have your gpp notes with you?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okay.... so I'm suppose to like fill it up.
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
yeah
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
hang on, lemme get it
Roxaboxen says:
yes. what we discussed? was about the methodology.
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okY....
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
where did you get this plan from?
Roxaboxen says:
which one?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
the attachement
Roxaboxen says:
it's not entirely copied from something, but similar projects would be what the Interact Club is doing, or peer tutoring done in schools. Like the Buddy Reading program.
Roxaboxen says:
or work attachment programs in JCs and Polys and Uni
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
yeah, i heard from gao gu, he's giving tutoring
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
but ours is a little different
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
*for the love of gaofu, I can't find my gpp*
Roxaboxen says:
Research on: what exists, why they would be interested (aka: giving survey?) why they need to be impacted (aka Me Generation concept), any case studies you can find.. working partners we can contact
Roxaboxen says:
or government help
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okay
Roxaboxen says:
>___> you have to have your gpp thingy
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
ohhhhh
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
dang
Roxaboxen says:
yep
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
praise the desmond, i found it!
Roxaboxen says:
keep a file or something..
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
yes maam
Roxaboxen says:
yep
Roxaboxen says:
did you recieve both my emails?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
yeah
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i opened the latest one
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
havn't seen the previous one though, why?
Roxaboxen says:
...
Roxaboxen says:
which have you read?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
the latest one
Roxaboxen says:
><Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
the one with the template on how to do the research
Roxaboxen says:
open the one with my PI
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
opening...
Roxaboxen says:
you're tasked with the most difficult part XD
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i have a feeling it was because I was absent on tuesday
Roxaboxen says:
no..
Roxaboxen says:
it was because we felt you were the best one for the job
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
interviewing primary school kids?
Roxaboxen says:
since you think more widely and you're more insightful than us
Roxaboxen says:
no, John, we havent decided on who physically does the interviewing
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
ahhh. okay. so I'm suppose to do one kick ass research plan
Roxaboxen says:
your job now is to come up on how we can retrieve info.
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okay.... I think I have to hit some councelling agencies....
Roxaboxen says:
all sorts of info, according to Leong anyway.
Roxaboxen says:
why counselling?
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
coucellors are the kind of people who interact with the population the most
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
through them, I can get some inspirational tips
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
kaili
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i'll be honest
Roxaboxen says:
inspirational tips?
Roxaboxen says:
no, I know, I'm pushy and annoying
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
no
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
I havn't been doing much about the PW today
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
I've been playing golf with my dad the whole evening
Roxaboxen says:
you can be nocturnal for tonight then.
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
>.<
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
Guess I need to hit the coucellors
Roxaboxen says:
not exactly
Roxaboxen says:
why? I havent looked from that point of view
Roxaboxen says:
because, like you said, counsellors.. I dunno
Roxaboxen says:
arghh
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okay, so I'll go ahead and research first about primary school kids
Roxaboxen says:
I'm stuck on what I have to do too
Roxaboxen says:
"Generation Me"
Roxaboxen says:
research on that too
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
thats easy
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
just have to ask you
Roxaboxen says:
erm.. make someone show you the GPP page
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
so fu kai li
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i found my gpp
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
anyway, have you inspired to be somebody?
Roxaboxen says:
make someone show you the template for research methodology
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i got that
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
from your email.
Roxaboxen says:
no, that's not enough..
Roxaboxen says:
"I have aspired to keel John in the near future."
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
that sounds mighty like proposing
Roxaboxen says:
to the ignorant
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
ah, that now sounds like stupidity
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
okay, i think I'll google the template
Roxaboxen says:
er.. you could research on the free hugs campaign I guess
Roxaboxen says:
and downsides existing projects
Roxaboxen says:
oh
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i mean, do you have any books or magazines
Roxaboxen says:
and for working partners/government research on why it's beneficial to THEM. can we make use of affliations?
Roxaboxen says:
no books, no magazines
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
we can
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
and I can present my own reasons
Roxaboxen says:
I meant that
Roxaboxen says:
I don't have books or magazines
Roxaboxen says:
I wanted to by the actual book
Roxaboxen says:
*buy
Roxaboxen says:
but kino didn't sell it
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
i got a book like that
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
from mindchamps
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
I'm using it to refer. is that alright?
Roxaboxen says:
yeah, sure
Roxaboxen says:
that'll be under Secondary Research.
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
good
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
anyway, this chat will go on my blog
Roxaboxen says:
why..
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
caus i's awfully retarded
Roxaboxen says:
..and you want to put it in your blog? D=
Roxaboxen says:
Way to go John!
Roxaboxen says:
I need help
Johnny RUNNING AWAY says:
=P I try
Golfing
Here I was, studying chemistry. Or at least attempting to study,
when my father came out with his golfing set.
(this is the unexaggerated version)
Dad: John, wanna play golf?
John: *stares at chemistry* Okay!
After a few minutes, both of us were standing in the garden....
Dad: To play golf, you need stance and power. Your legs should be shoulder length apart. blah blah blah
John: okay.... * notices the string* Dad, why don't you take out the string.
Dad: You can't. It'll fly and hit the neighbour's house.
John: That's the whole idea.
Dad: -.-''
John: What? It's just a suggestion. Okay, lemme try swinging.
*takes golf stick and swings it*
Dad: Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Your body has to be locked. Your arm has to swing 90 degrees. Don't bend your arm. Always look at the ball. And swing.

Dad: *swings the golf stick and it con nects with the ball.*
John: Showoff.
Dad: I'll show you again. This is what I learned from my instructor.
*takes another swing. It connects wit the ball, and THIS TIME, THE BALL DETACHED FROM THE STRING AND FLEW TO THE NEIGHBOURS HOUSE.
John: 0.0
Dad: 0.0
John: you learn to kill people with golf balls?
Dad: Erm. Let's try to get it back.
We never got it back.

Golfing the whole evening with my father...
Hotel?
*yawn* Just woke up...
My parents are coming back today. Guess I gotta pack up and Do my PI. Labour day to me is PW day. Gotta rush for my deadline on monday. Kinda brings me back to my secondary school days where the teacher would chase me for my project work and folio.
I guess I would resign myself tofate and slog it out today. The good thing is, tomorrow is Friday.
Monday - I hated this day in primary school. I hated this day in secondary school. I have every reason to hate it in JC.
Tuesday - My horoscope says that tuesday is my day. But dang, I don't exactly like tuesdays either.
Wednesday - CCA day! You should know whether I hate it or like it.
Thursday - I love thursday in primary school. It means that we can play blind mice at the back of the stage every morning (I was in AVA) I guess I'm okay with thursday, although I have 3 straight lectures on thursday. Maths, Chemistry, Physics. 3 hours straight of lecture with no break. can die.
Friday - I LOVE FRIDAY! (although I also have cca on that day)
Saturday - Play time
Sunday - Play time
That's how my week goes.
edited : My parents just came back. My mum just caught my brother sleeping on their water bed with the air con on.
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