Saturday, November 24, 2007
Lemme tell you a story...
There was once 2 kingdoms in the magical land of er... shittyhold.
The map is shown below.

There lived a queen with unspoken beauty that ruled over the kingdom of sapphire. Her name was Queen Charmaine, and she was 70 years old.

And she was very into fashion...
and she ruled her country with an iron fist grip. One day, she lost something...

she was very sensitive and very boliao, and beheaded the guards.

so she not happy, she summoned her one and only son, the sexy benedict.

Benedict had an iffninty for purple, which made the queen favour him even more so. However, there are times where he crossed the line...

This is coffee. And he's pikachu's brother.
David, being an avid sportsman, challenge coffee to a duel.
But accidentally met his long lost uncle on the way... benedict, suprised to see his nephew, asked that coffee be returned to his province.
David, being david, refused. And they like ah beng, settle the matter with a fight.
Disney pixar was looking for a rat, and mistook coffee for a rat.
You know how it ends....
The events, charactors, and plot of this story are fictional. Any coincidence of it's content to really life is purely coincidental.
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