Bus ride
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
From 15 years of experience, I have come to conclude one fact. time, is not enough. Whoever thought of 24 hours a day must be stupid. Theres no way to squeeze sleeping, school, eating and transportation time into your schedule and still have enough time to study, or in certain cases, play.
So I'm sticking to this schedule. One day is 24 hours and 1 minute. Why the 1 min? I'm gonna use the one minute to slack, pray, call my friends, study, work and watch TV. That should be enough time, yeah. =)
If one tries, I can squeeze in play.
Someone once ask me this question.
"You're born bright. But what if you have a second chance to live this world. Would you be born smart? Or would you rather be born lucky?"
My answer? Luck. Duh.
Smartness does not tie in with laziness. And since I'm both, I'm not brilliant. Only Creative. At least thats something to talk about.
Then he says, "But your star sign is very lucky what."
My reply? "I'm Scorpio Saggitarius. two star signs. One Mysterious, the other lucky. very lucky."
But I'm not pure sagitarius. Which is a drag. Scorpio aren't exactly social, but their smart. Most US presidents are scorpio.
In short, life is a drag. no matter what star sign you have.
There was a couple in the bus talking about sex. And I was sitting uncomfortably, conveniently behind. Of course, my i pod headphone was in my ear, but it was off.
This conversation was too good to miss.
Man: Lets go your house. There more comfortable and convenient.
Me: You're welcome to my house. Nice garden with a view and a water bed to guarantee satisfactionWoman: Okay. But later, can we do something different? **** is too shallow.
Me:
Hell yeah. This lady knows something.Man: Of course. I'll go home get my stuff.
Me:
You can borrow mineWoman: No need la. You can take tommorow off right?
Me:
Dang. No. Sry man. I'm booked with another tommorow night.Man: can't. Sorry darling. I have work tommorow.
Me:
Yeah! Tats the way!Man: But, I can be a little late.
Me:
You're fired.Love is all around. =D
